Knock Knock Jokes about Climate Change

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Endangered Species
Endangered Species, who?
[silence due to extinction of species between delivery of lines]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Global Warming.
Global Warming, who?
Global WARMING!
Global WARMING, WHO?
GLOBAL WARMING!!
GLOBAL WARMING, WHO????

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Environmentally conscious voter.
Environmentally conscious voter, who?
Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken we stop global warming?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hurricane.
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Global warming.
Global warming, who?
Oh, not you too! This is unbelievable! Get a clue!

Do you know more green jokes or global warming jokes? We are happy about each mail to klimawitze@die-klimaschutz-baustelle.de.